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February 5, 2024

Well, I'm a slacker. What can I say? There hasn't been a lot to do since
I got back from Sandy Ego. I mean, there's not a lot you can do when
it's raining non-stop, right? So I've just been tending to the indoor
seedlings as best I can and hoping we don't wash out. I am awfully
glad I went to the trouble and expense of getting those polycarbonate
panels for the raised beds because they double as rain sheltering
material during the deluge.

rainroofs

24 hours of non-stop rain and my 140 lettuces are as prim as pie. I learned
the last time that the panels need support and I was awfully glad that I had
went to the trouble and expense to acquire a number of those metal poles for
the tomatos because they make dandy supports for the panels. And, after
watching those panels blow off during the last big wind, I was, again,
awfully glad I had gone to the trouble and expense of acquiring a shitload
of bricks back in the day because this time around, the whole thing has
been just peachy except for the goddamn rain itself. The house has a leak,
and getting someone to fix it has been really a problem.
I guess there's an awful lot more trouble and expense in my future and
don't get me started on the water main out ...

Anyway, the little house darlings are prospering in their plant-like way:

broccoli

Broccoli and stuff.

cauliflower

Cauliflower and stuff.

bunchastuff

Buncha stuff. I believe that's a fennel plant that just couldn't
wait to flower. Hmmm.

bunchamorestuff

Buncha more stuff. Some yellowing going on. I am telling you,
knowing the way to water these things is the hardest part.

February 10, 2024

Creedence Clearwater had it right. After 40 days, and 40 nights,
it finally stopped. For a while. So it was time to save some seedlings
from being cramped to death in their little pots and get some of them
out into the yard. If you want to trick artichokes into flowering their
first year you have to let them get cold and that's not easy under 25k of
light indoors. Anyway, here's my progress report:

broccoli

That's 7 of the 15 or 20 broccoli plants I have to find room for.

 

spinachss

 

There's about 15 or 20 spinaches. You can plant them close together and I plan to.
There are more seedlings to go into that mess.

 

radish

These are some of the radishes. I deepsixed a bunch, and transplanted
a bunch of others to see what happens to them in pots. They seem healthy.

 

garlic

I have a strange affection for these garlics.

cheaters

These are my cheater lettuces. They are coming back pretty good
from the ravaging I've given them three times now.

1s2

These are most of my lettuce seedlings. I like the way they look in the seed catalog photos when
they grow them next to each other and it looks like a solid wall of colored leaves. Another few weeks
and we might be getting close to that. I have some wheatgrass there in the background for my gesund.
There are a lot of seedlings whose identity I have lost track of. I like that. Sooner or later they will
betray their true nature, like most people, and will be dealt with accordingly.

cauliflower

These are some of the cheater cauliflowers, with some Rabe broccolis planted
in between the terracotta pots. I have a couple other varieties of cauliflower
in pots but this weekend they will have to go into the ground.

February 11, 2024

First good day of weather in weeks. Missed two weekends of work out
here and it felt good to get back to it. I was up against it, too. Before I
knew it we were in the middle of February and there were seedlings
to get started and I had eight trays full of stuff in the house in the
zones where all the new seedlings have to be.

So after today's work, this is how it's shaking out:

bed1

The lettuces in Bed 1. Also wheatgrass and some mystery stuff.

bed2

Bed 2 is more lettuces and some radishes (for the moment).
It's also a holding pen for some onions that need to get bigger
and some other mystery stuff.

bed3

Bed 3 is also lettuces, and about ten cauliflower plants. I'm
pushing the spacing but it's still not for certain they'll all make it.

bed4

Bed 4 is basically for garlics, eventually those onions and a shitload
of spinach. At the moment three artichoke plants are hanging out until
I decide where to put them.

bed5

Bed 5 is home to about seventeen broccoli plants and some onions.
I like broccoli a lot more than I like cauliflower but I'm willing to
see if those heirloom cauliflowers are delicious.

spinach

I do like spinach. It's a good thing. There's about 25 of them.

I know I talked tough about how the radishes which you can't see
anymore were placeholders, and would have to give it up for the team;
i.e. fall on their seed swords but the truth is I just pricked them out
and replanted them in little pots. If they make it I'll be happy.

dunno2

Those are some of them; there were quite a few more.

Some of the seedlings that had to get out of the house were marked with
little signs so I know what they are, but in the initial shuffle some got mixed
up and some lost their ID cards. The result is a bunch of mystery plants.
It's not hard to tell a broccoli from a cauliflower, but they really don't look
that much different when they still only have 3-5 leaves. It's exciting to
watch them begin to present their true natures but we're not there yet.

dunno1

dunno 4

dunno3

coldbed1

The contents of Coldbed 1 for tonight.

coldbed2

The contents of Coldbed 2.

workstation

Some of these defy classification at this point. Since the raised beds
are starting to fill up it's a good thing quite a few of these are flowers.

oregano

This oregano is quite fetching. It's a few different colors.

I'm pretty excited about next weekend; that's when I will be starting
my main crop, which is tomatoes, along with a bunch of other stuff.
I really don't have a great deal of space for my garden so I am trying
to limit myself to 4 or 5 seedlings each of most of the varieties of
vegetables and herbs. I know, I went a little crazy with those broccolis
and cauliflowers... Some of them, which serve multiple purposes
(herbs which double as companion plants to draw pollinators or repel
predatory insects, etc.) will be started every couple of weeks to keep
them coming. Today's planting was basil (2 varieties), bee balm, borage,
cardoon, celery, chervil, chives (2 varieties), cilantro, oregano, parsley,
rosemary, sage, tarragon and thyme. I had some bad luck with some stuff
from a couple of weeks ago so I restarted my golden beets, some Matador
shallots and some Tokyo white onions. All that looks like this:

1 2 3

trays

 

Can't wait for next weekend.

 

February 12, 2024

Doing a man's work requires a man's breakfast.

breakfast

Enough said.

Got up early and did some more improvements on my raised beds' waterproofing
system. Cross-members and the like. Before I'm done they will be rain-proof. Also,
having enjoyed my breakfast, I gave the worms theirs. Yum!

Took a trip to Home Depot to buy supplies and came home to finish up the raised
beds before the big rains hit again next Sunday or Monday.

blurry

Oh, sorry, lost my reading glasses.

raised beds

That's much better.

rg

Bed 1 has a proper setup now. Even though I have green panels I wanted
to see how clear panels worked out. I will use the green ones to create
a covered work area, maybe even tomorrow. It's hard to believe it was
only four weeks ago that those lettuces looked like this:

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Nature is great. Let's protect ours !!

Okay, back to the journal:

done

So, finally all tucked in and ready for the rain. They are a bit higher
at the back so the rain should run off at the front. Next step is doing
up some proper collection barrels for the rainwater. My man Bobbo
tells me the rainwater has perfect pH balances. I believe him. Now
that guy has a green thumb. . .

February 13, 2024

Today was a slacker's paradise, in terms of gardening. I didn't actually
make it outside until after 4:00 PM. All was well; nothing needed water,
nothing needed pricking out, nothing needed transplanting.

On the other hand, it was a great day to get my 20-something varieties of
tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers etc. organized and ready for the coming
weekend. Even though it's going to rain I can start the seedlings inside
where they will spend their first month anyway.

So it was with a certain amount of pleasure and satisfaction that
I looked over the burgeoning garden outside my kitchen.

backyard

I can almost taste that broccoli !!

February 16, 2024

Very relaxing couple of days. Monitoring the garden, tweaking this or
that, nothing much. Must stay up late and find and kill whatever's
chewing on my cauliflower leaves. Those seedlings I started on the 11th,
only five days ago, have already begun to show results.

green

seedlings

A bunch of basils and golden beets and some Brussels sprouts.
Some of those beets are already nearly an inch tall - in four days...

February 17, 2024

It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall. But I'm ready. Excited, actually. Got my buckets
out to collect a bunch of it. Got my raised beds set up for efficient coverage and
protection. Got my cold beds empty and ready for the overflow trays. It's gonna be good.

beds 1-3

Beds 1-3. Cauliflowers and broccoli, artichokes and peas off to the left.
They're going to have to fend for themselves in the deluge. Oh well.
I've really savaged those starter lettuces on the right; had 4 big salads
so far and they're still growing their leaves back. It's hard to believe how
tender those leaves are. I actually prefer a bit of crunch in my lettuce, but
there a couple of romaine varieties starting to fluff out.

I picked my first radish out of the ground yesterday and it was delicious.

radish

About 3 inches long, the thickness of my right pinky.

beds 4-5

Garlic to the left, a few radishes in the middle and spinach on the right.
More spinach in the middle right, then 16 broccolis and some onions.

beds 1-5

All five raised beds, water buckets standing ready. Covers for all
raised beds.

viola laeta

This is a Laeta viola. The damn plant is about two inches tall and it's
already flowering. These are short, chunky plants. They'll go into the ground,
or terracotta pots in a few weeks or so.

February 18, 2024

Great day for gardening. Warmish, dryish and only slightly breezy. Joe came by
to help out with Biscuit and he picked some weeds from the raised beds
while Biscuit terrorized the squirrels. Very helpful, they both were,
and while he was weeding I was starting my favorite crop; tomatoes.
And some peppers, squash and cucumbers and a few other things.
They are all tucked away now, on mats in humidity domes under light.

Pictures of soil blocks without any growth are kind of boring so we'll skip them.
Endless pictures of the same raised beds, however, are exhilerating, since every
day brings changes. With that in mind, here we go:

yum

Raised bed No. 1, with six or seven varieties of lettuce and an
out-of-control 5 trays of violas, snapdragons, and god knows what
in them. They will all need a place to settle and, um, I am not
sure where that will be. I may have overplanted a little.

peas

The Caseloads are doing pretty good, the King Tuts are malingering.
We shall see who wins in the end. Days to maturity for the Tuts seem to
be about 13-15 days longer. Hopefully that's the reason they are lagging.

cauly

Meanwhile, on the west wall, the first cauliflower head has appeared.
It's small and looks like an albino brain but it's there! Very exciting !

questionmark

This could be dill and it could be fennel. It has no particular smell to
it. The fennel that flowered yellow smelled strongly of licorice and
didn't look anything like this. The rest of the fennels don't look like
this either. On the other hand, I only planted my dill today so how could
it be dill? Again, the fullness of time will be our friend.

So ... the weather forecast is for heavy, heavy rain for 48-60 hours
straight starting in about 2 hours from now (it's 6:36 pm pst) so it was
time to hunker down. Everything is put away, all of the seedlings that
aren't in the raised beds are in the cold beds and all of the covers are up.

storm ready

There are 4.5 muck buckets out to collect rainwater (perfect pH), and,
except for the poor cauliflowers, some broccolis and the peas, just about
everything is snug and secure. Until some unexpected disaster strikes ...

So, with the weekend ruined by the weather again, but with all of the
scheduled seeds started (including the chervil) I will give up my days
off and head for the shoe store to organize the shelves and catch up.

Toodleooo.

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February 19, 2024

So not much today. It rained all day, I think. I was at the shop doing some
much needed catching up with inventory and the like. Took a look at the
garden when I got home. Everything was snug.

nice and dry

nice and dry

Very satisfactory. I created some files of the seed structure in
the trays so with any luck I won't get them confused as they grow.

tomatoes

Five of each in .75" soil blocks. Hopefully they will sprout and all will
be well. If they're not up and bushy in a week I'll start them again.
The idea of the little blocks is that as soon as the plants start putting
out roots they will be moved into 2" square blocks for the next phase.

I wasn't really paying attention when I bought those Johnny's Seeds
tomatoes. I didn't notice that they are 'greenhouse' varieties.
I assume that means they won't grow that well outside in the real world.
I'll be sad if they don't make it but them's the breaks. Who knows?
Maybe they will be robust enough to survive the brutal weather here
in West Hollywood.

planting map

Three of each (except for the superhot peppers, which are 2x) in the
1.5" x 1.5" soil blocks. These soil blocks will be moved to 4" pots when
the roots start to air prune.

It's probably a waste of time but I have a lot of amazing varieties of
tomato seeds from a long time ago. They are probably not viable any
more but it doesn't cost anything to find out so I will be starting a bunch
of other varieties to see if anything grows.

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February 21, 2024

So the rain finally stopped falling (for 5 days, then it starts again ...) so it
was time to denude the raised beds and take stock. The good news is that
another cauliflower head has emerged! The 'bad' news is that some evil-
looking mushrooms appeared in raised bed 5. They were quickly dealt with.

After the deluge:

Post deluge

The east peas

The East Peas, some of them.

The west peas

The West Peas, started a few weeks later.

Chokes

Fledgling artichokes.

cauliflower

These are my border Caulis.

Herb Row

Herb Alley starting to fill in a little.

Bed 1


Bed One.

Bed 1 2

The other side of Bed One.

Bed 2

Bed Two.

Spinatches

The spinach made it through the storm.

Too many plants

Back end of Bed Two.

The overflow

Some of the overflow.

Pure evil

They are oddly evil, don't I think? They dig out very easily...
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Where does the time go?

today

Friday's Snapshot

dribble

This little bit of castings fell out of the bottom tray into the catchtray.
Looks like a worm fell out too. I will rescue him shortly.

wormtea

This is 'worm tea' - what drips out of the bottom of the trays.
This liquid is very nice for watering plants.

worms

These are the creatures that were wriggling around at the top of
bin number 3. If there are this many on top, can you imagine how many
are buried under the surface (and in each of the other three trays?
These puppies are hard at work digesting my banana peels and my
eggshells and other kitchen refuse so I can grow more stuff with
butt-ends I can give them.

city

This is the 'city' compost I got from Santa Monica. It's really only
good for laying on the ground to soften the footfalls.

country

This is the developing compost made from my ficus leaves and coffee
grounds. It's gonna be a long while before it's usable unless I can
find some grass clippings. Which, so far, I can't.

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It was great to have a nice sunny Sunday for a change. There was a lot
to do. Almost all of the seedlings had to be worked on in some way or
another. Some were planted, some were transplanted into different
pots, some were ... deepsixed. Yup, the weakest plants inherited
the earth today. The good news for them is, they get to feed the worms!

I have some batches of plants that I can't identify. I am working on
systems to eliminate that problem but I'll probably forget to employ
the tactics occasionally. Don't get old. . .

mysteryplant

Like these; I don't have a clue what they are, except it's possible they
are Wasabi radishes.

whoknows

Some more stuff I don't know what it is.

mayberomaine

This might be Romaine lettuce; maybe more of that good Yedikule.

But this:
weed

The pot was marked Snapdragon Lantern but ... we all know this
is a weed, right? Even if it looks like it might be something good.

notoregano

And this one is marked "oregano" but I think it's that Yedikule.

This is what Yedikule looks like:
yedikule

This green one is Landis Winter lettuce:

rb2

But this one on the bottom left is Yedikule:

lottalettuce

We'll see how the stuff at the top grows in. It's probably more Yedikule.

flowerisland

Flower Island got it's first transplants. Violas and short Snapdragons.

first flowerpots

A lot more Violas and Snapdragons. Today was plant flower seeds
day, so there is agastasche, celosia, craspedia, gaillardia, marigolds,
nasturtiums, poppies and zinnias on mats under the humidity dome.
Pretty sure I'm going to run out of pots pretty soon.

babybordercauli

There's a new border cauli, a sweet little one. It's cousin is looking
more and more like an albino brain every day.

biggerbordercauli

peas

Hard to believe, but the smallest and youngest of the peas, a purple
king Tut, has flowered first. Looking forward to some purple peas.

herballey

Herb Alley is starting to fill in. L-R, it's probably not fennel, then
fennel for sure, then wheatgrass and a couple of cilantros. My dill,
sage, thyme, tarragon and some other herbs are coming along too.

someextras

These are some of the extra broccolis and cauliflowers. They'll be
going to Princess Laurel and Dr. Metz, hopefully before they're too rootbound.

begins

So it all begins again. Four trays of goodthings. I forgot to start the
corn last week so I'll have to do it tomorrow. After that, the only new
things left to start will be a couple of honeydew melons and the beans.
Of course, there will be some succession lettuces to start, and in about
six or seven weeks I'll start a whole new round of tomato plants. This
time around, I will start my cauliflowers and broccolis and spinaches
and stuff around the first of September, not the middle of November
so I can be eating the stuff at this time. A late start is better than no
start but it's gonna get REALLY crowded in the backyard shortly.

1and2
3and4

Well, in the guitar-building room there's a bunch of stuff under the lights.
A lot of golden beets, a lot of 2 kinds of basil, 2 kinds of cucumbers, squash,
tarragon and thyme, dill, cardoon, onions, brussels sprouts, shallots,
cilantro, chives, borage and sage. Whew!

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February 26, 2024

Lazy day. Got a late start, eventually went out and organizized a bit.
Distracted myself from replanting some of the failed seedlings by
really wasting time starting 9 varieties of 10 year old seeds.
We'll see how that works out. Then it started to drizzle. That was
good because I like free watering of the plants. After a while I went
out and put the green covers over the raised beds. Don't want too much.

Of course I took a picture of that but I've already seen a lot of similar
photos so that's about it for now.

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February 29, 2024

It's a free day, an extra if you will. Lazy days, garden-wise I guess.
I cheated again; went to Armstrong and bought some starters. Rosemary,
because it's so hard to start from seed. Catnip - ditto. Lastly mint, because
it's even harder to start from seed. While I was there I grabbed some
starter bunching onions because they take so long to grow and I needed
something to fill in the gaps between the garlic.

cheating

So when I got home with this stuff I got to work.

1to12

That mint got turned into 12 plants; so I can spread it around for pest control.

r&c

These will make fine additions to Herb Alley.

g&o

Cluttering up the garlic patch.

piggy

A little luck for the garden.

Back in the guitar room and the laundry porch, the nine trays of
seedlings are coming along. These are the ones from the guitar room:

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3&4

Very encouraging. The laundry room is doing good too. Photo update soon.


On to March

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